New Skin for the Old Ceremony

I hate when I ask someone, if they could be any superhero who would they be, and they say Batman.

I like to point out that Batman is not a superhero and is just rich buff guy with gadgets (not that that’s a bad thing but…when you put it in competition with powers). He has no super powers…

The difference is that Batman is so incredibly more badass than any other “superhero”. Spiderman is just a fucking bender and c’mon, Superman? I literally don’t know a single person who actually likes him in any sense. I mean I respect the fact he still works as a jorunalist or whatever, but does he have to wear the fucking ‘S’ suit underneath all his clothes? He literally has no mates (Louis Lane is a loser, attention-seeking whore). At least Batman has to be actually rung for him to do something. Or see a giant sign in the sky. I know I’d answer that message.